make way for The Lord™
exo more like exhoesstop it. get some help
innocent maknae has changed their name to your lord sehun
your lord sehun has changed the chat name to make way for The Lord ™
your lord sehun: beep beep make way for the king motherers
Mother: what was that :) :) :)
your lord sehun: sorry cant hear you over the sound of my LORDSHIP
Mother: your lordship can go take a damn seat in the bathroom then and get ready to get that mouth washed nice and clean with the soap bar :)
your lord sehun: mothertrucker* hAha darn i hate auto correct
Mother: i thought so :)
baehyun: is he still going on about how they bought him a land in scotland under the title lord sehun or whatever
your lord sehun: U BET UR FLAT I AM
baehyun: MY AINT FLAT
jongbae: HIS AINT FLAT
pcwhy:
your lord sehun: FEMALE DOG PLEASE
baehyun: BINCH ILL HAVE U KNOW MY IS VOLUMPTIOUS
jongbae: ooh my baek the intellectual!! bringin out those big words!!
baehyun: u kno it babeeeeee <3
your lord sehun: okay but if ur is so good
your lord sehun: why u always thirsting to bite my then
gucci shades: AKFJWKFAWLFKW;AFLWF
pcwhy: EXPOSED
Han Dynasty: GOT TOO REAL
jongbae: i................
baehyun: BABE PLS
jongbae: ur such a hoe
baehyun: ILL CHANGE MY WAYS PLS DONT LEAVE ME EE E E E E
jongbae: tf nO
jongbae: ur a hoe but like. same???
jongbae: like okay lets be real who wouldn’t be thirsting for a piece of that CAKE
ninibear: everyone knows it
pcwhy: sebooty is truly the most powerful
pcwhy: also i see u lurking jongin
ninibear: lol wat ahahaha
baehyun: AWWWW BABEEEEEEEE
baehyun: WE TRULY ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN :’))))
jongbae: HOES FOR LIFE!!!
your lord sehun: ok that was nice BUT BACK TO WHATS IMPORTANT
your lord sehun: aka me haha
ninibear: u aint wrong
baehyun: hFJAEFJAWLFKAL
your lord sehun: oh
ninibear: sorry hahA wrong chat
your lord sehun: haha its fine
baehyun:
baehyun: this had one (1) job
gucci shades:
jongbae:
jongbae: us trying to get this through jongins STUPID HEAD
your lord sehun: ??? yall hyungs are weird
your lord sehun: nyways
your lord sehun: as my name implies i am now the lord of this household
gucci shades: says who
your lord sehun: says my like. probably 100 acre land in scotland binch
your lord sehun: bow down peaSANTS
minnie mouse: sometimes i forget how much of a menace sehun is
minnie mouse: and then i remember and want to strangle him
your lord sehun: that’s not something u should be saying in front of your lord oh sehun hyung
minnie mouse: execute yourself
make way for The Lord ™
unicornxing: anyone wanna go see beauty and the beast with me? (*´・v・)
baehyun: YES
jongbae: U SAID WE WERE GONNA WATCH THAT TOGETHER THO???
baehyun: LOL SORRY BAE BUT UH,,,, PRIORITIES
pcwhy:
pcwhy: when bae always puts the side hoe before u
jongbae has kicked pcwhy from the chat
satansoo has added pcwhy to the chat
jongbae: why
jongbae: why must you make me Suffer
satansoo: Remember back in chapter one when you did this to me?
satansoo: This is karma, .
pcwhy: ily soo <333
Han Dynasty: psh what even is the fourth wall anyways
gucci shades: OOHHH CAN I GO WITH YOU XING
unicornxing: oh sure!! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
baehyun: wait,,,,,,
baehyun: what about me
unicornxing: aaaah im sorry baekhyun i just realized i only have one more ticket :;(∩´﹏`∩);:
baehyun: W HA T
unicornxing: i owe tao for something too so its only fair i take him (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)
baehyun: WHAT ABOUT US
baehyun: WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH
your lord sehun: that hsm2 reference tho
gucci shades:
gucci shades: sorrrryyyy baek (⑅˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈ )
baehyun: u fckin fake I KNOW U AINT SORRY
baehyun: U ONLY EVER USE EMOTICONS AROUND YIXING TOO ING POSER
gucci shades: idk what u mean _へ__(‾◡◝ )>
unicornxing: taotao are you ready? the movie starts in twenty minutes (・・。)ゞ
gucci shades: ill be right out xing! (。・ω・。)
baehyun: oh so now theyre on nickname basis too huh
baehyun: figures
jongbae: bark we’re literally dating,,,, are u actually jealous of yixing and tao,,, two ppl with nothing to do with us,,, rn,,,,
jongbae: baek*
pcwhy: bark
your lord sehun: bark
minnie mouse: bark
Father: bark
baehyun: bark
jongbae: SHUT UP
baehyun: and u wonder why i hold yixing at a higher regard,,,,
jongbae: IT WAS A T Y P O
baehyun: just like our love
pcwhy: REKT
jongbae:
baehyun: baekchen is now dead i only know a baekxing
jongbae: UR SO EXTRA FFS PLEASE BAEK
baehyun: who r u???
jongbae: binch u know what
jongbae: im gonna go play overwatch >__>
satansoo: Nobody cares.
make way for The Lord ™
minnie mouse: 5 minutes later and jongdae and baekhyun are a
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